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2005/11/18
@ 03:32 AM (75 months, 12 days ago)
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
2005/11/8
@ 06:13 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
After a few weeks, Mark felt a burning sensation in his
crotch, and discovered that a hooker had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her
eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
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@ 06:12 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to
the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents
room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He
called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad
answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked, "Whose your
partner?" The dad answered, " Your mom".
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@ 06:12 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing
to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
@ 06:11 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are
ASSHOLES!"
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@ 05:34 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
Three guys are on a trip, and they need a place to stay for the night.
They come to a farm and ask the farmer if they can stay the night. The farmer
says yes.
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@ 05:32 PM (75 months, 21 days ago)
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
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